Jackie Chan sang almost 200 songs, plus a pile of variations of them across five languages. Himself — over the credits of his own movies and into any microphone he was handed, and he kept it up for forty-five years. While you were busy watching the stunts, all of it slipped right past you. Time to hear it.

Cantopop, Mandopop, Japanese ballads, themes for his own films — and the Elvis he has been singing on talk shows since 1998. A guide to what to play, and in what order.